Can’t Find it Grind it

When you take care of a baby 60 hours a week every moment can easily turn into an adventure. Some of the escapades can be fun, some can be scary and some can be just grim. The introduction of yogurt to LTD’s diet has had an unintended side effect. He has taken to grinding his teeth. He makes this horrible noise mostly when he feels that I haven’t had a headache in a while. I can’t stress enough how creepy it is when a baby grinds his teeth. First, you think he is hurting himself and when you realize he’s not you can’t do anything else but focus on the grinding noise and in the end all you can do is tell him to stop which has the same effect as if you told him to take a calculus test entirely in Dutch.

Thankfully the grinding isn’t harmful to his teeth, but the only treatment is waiting for him to grow out of it. I said this already but I think it bear repeating, just to make it perfectly clear to everyone, that the grinding sounds brutal and awful. Additionally, I will again also stress that it sounds creepy as well.

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Super Bawl XLIV

LTD spent his first Super Bowl intercepting The Mommy and I from having a good time. He was cranky all day Sunday, but we figured getting out of the house would do us all good so we took a gamble and went over to my buddy Brian’s house to enjoy the game with his HD projector and huge screen. LTD spent the first half enjoying the festivities, then because he was rooting for the Saints and they were down at the half he got pretty angry. His meltdown began slowly as I walked around with him to try and quiet him down allowing me to only miss two big plays. As the game got more and more exciting he got more and more upset. The Mommy and I decided we would be enjoying the game from the car radio as we left Brian to not only watch the game, but listen to it without the screams of an angry baby.

We arrived home during the middle of the fourth quarter and once LTD was back in a familiar setting he was able to fall asleep with Winnie the Pooh in his crib. A few rounds of Motrin and Tums later The Mommy and I watched the end of the game. It was awesome that the Saints won, but as a father what made it nice for me was to see a teary eyed MVP Drew Brees holding his son on the field. What was even cooler was that some really smart person had his son wear big noise blocking headphones. Now if only I had thought of that.

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Book Review – Hop on Pop

Hop on Pop, first published in 1963, is a book written by largely unknown author and illustrated with a normal name. Okay, so I’m clearly talking about a Dr. Seuss book here and I’m not going to add anything to the mountain of well-deserved praise for the amazing rhymes and art. I will however add that the copy we have is from the sixties and it just gives off a great vibe. I mean the book just feels cool. It’s neat to read a book that is 50 years old that was ahead of its time then and in some ways feels ahead of its time now.

On a separate note, I would like to share the following and instead of going for the obvious joke I will allow you to think up your own at your leisure. “Former First Lady Laura Bush, listed Hop on Pop as her favorite book in a 2006 Wall Street Journal article. ‘It features Dr. Seuss’s typically wonderful illustrations and rhymes, of course, but the main thing for me is the family memory—the loving memory—that the book evokes of George lying on the floor and reading it to our daughters, Barbara and Jenna. They were little bitty things, and they took Hop on Pop literally, and jumped on him—we have the pictures to prove it,’ she wrote.”

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Splish Splash I was Taking a Bath…

LTD has always been indifferent to bath time. He never minded it, but was always passive and literally just let the water wash over him. Last week, however, things took a turn for the wetter. LTD usually reclines in the tub, since we bathe him in the EuroBath, but recently he has taken to sitting up. This new position affords him the luxury of using his arms and hands creatively during the bathing process. So far, The Mommy has taken the brunt of the tidal assault as she usually faces the little guy while I stay to his back to keep him from slipping. The Mommy and I often forget how strong he is getting because the days when he couldn’t hold his own head up don’t seem that long ago, but when he brings the full force of his arms down on the water we have to call The National Weather Service to warn them that a Tsunami is headed for the East Coast.

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Product Review – Corner Cushions

The Mommy and I put off doing a hardcore baby proofing of the house because truthfully for a long time the little guy wasn’t moving around at all and we wanted our living room to look normal for as long as possible. However, as always baby’s in charge and so we have begun the process of baby proofing our home. Today, I put in the outlet covers and soon The Mommy and I will have to get down on our hands and knees to conduct an LTD point of view survey of the house to figure out what else needs to be done. One of the things The Mommy and I did do early on because it was simple and quick to do was to put Corner Cushions on the TV stand.

The TV stand’s corners were something pre-baby we never thought about it in any meaningful way, but once we were on the floor a lot playing with LTD, the corners looked awful sharp and scary. We put all four on the front top and bottom of the piece and I have to say that the balanced look doesn’t make the piece of furniture look stupid. In fact, after a few days we forgot there was a time when the TV stand didn’t have Corner Cushions. Next step, crib guards and coffee table cushions.

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Morning Meeting

Anyone who has ever worked in a large office knows what happens around 10am after everyone has had their morning coffee. For those fortunate souls who have never had the pleasure of working in a big office just imagine what happens in the bathroom after 25 accounts and file clerks finish their sunrise Starbucks. LTD isn’t addicted to coffee yet, but every morning like clockwork his plumbing kicks in after breakfast. Normally, who cares, the kid goes poo all the time, but the morning poo is cruel because I have just changed his sleep diaper less than 15 minutes ago. Another problem is that if he somehow manages to hold it for 30 minutes post-breakfast we are in the car running errands and lets face it, four closed windows and poo smell don’t mix.

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The Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth

Last week, I had a rare weekday hour off from LTD. I dropped the little guy at The Mommy’s office on her lunch break while I had a nice little mini holiday. That’s right I now live in a world where going to the dentist is basically a vacation. As I lay in the chair, blood pouring from my mouth (turns out you are suppose to floss daily), I closed my eyes and thought it might be possible to fall asleep. In fact, I think I would have been able to actually count some Z’s if the drill grinding hadn’t echoed around my skull like act one of Stomp. Our weekday routine is pretty set and it has to be for LTD’s sake, but it was nice to do something different even if it did involved a lone tear sliding down my face. Sadly, I didn’t have any cavities so there is no need to go back until another six months has passed.

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Book Review – The Stonecutter: A Japanese Folk Tale

Last week we tackled Gerald McDermott’s Pueblo inspired tale, Arrow to the Sun, for this review we turn to the East to examine McDermott’s Japanese inspired tale, The Stonecutter. The book began as McDermott’s first animated film and was turned into a book in 1978. The Stonecutter is a widely known folk tale about man’s never satisfied desire for power, however McDermott end’s his tale on a darker note than the original. This new ending allows parents to slightly scare their kids while making a point, which always makes the point stick better.

The folk tale follows the path of a ordinary stonecutter who sees the world around him and wishes he had more money and fame. His wish is granted, but of course it is not enough as he realizes money and fame only get you so far, but if you want real power you must become like the sun or the clouds. Yet, even these powerful elements aren’t enough and when he realizes that the mountain is strongest, he asked to be turned into stone. In the end, the story circles back to the title of the book and you can guess what happens. The Eastern influenced art makes the story spooky and darker than most children’s books made today, but it serves to remind us that in the seventies everyone was trying to “keep it real.”

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Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner… Except Baby

For the past few weeks now LTD has adopted a new sleep behavior. In the past he has always moved around the crib and flipped head to toe or toe to head, but now he has does something for lack of a better word, weird. He sleeps in the corner. Ever since he started to sleep on his stomach, (the doctor said it was fine for him not to be on his back since he was strong enough to flip by himself) he drives his head into one of the crib’s corners to enjoy night-night time. The Mommy and I can only stare and laugh. Sometimes it feels like he is burrowing and other times it looks like he just ended up there from tossing and turning. Does it look comfortable? No, it does not, but he seems to really like it so we file this one under, areas where babies are different than adults.

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Product Review – DadGear

As a rule when it comes to baby products targeted at dads I get nervous. They reek of either trying to hard to be clever or trying way to hard to be hip and cool. In fact you get the feeling if people didn’t need to find Father’s day gifts most of these products wouldn’t exist. However, DadGear keeps their products simple with an eye towards making your life easier. I will admit they walk the tight line between necessary and why not. As a New Englander I love my fleece and so the Cargo Jacket fits right into my extensive collection. The big feature of the Cargo Jacket is the multiple pockets. I have never met a guy who didn’t love pockets. The jacket has so many pockets that the one on the lower back is reserved specifically for a changing pad.

Every parent knows that there are certain items you can’t have enough of, with tissues being high on that list. The Cargo Jacket provides plenty of room so you don’t have any excuse not to have extra wipes or puffs. You do feel as if you are trekking in the jungle on a survival adventure with the Swiss Army knife of jackets. The drawback to all thse pockets is that at DadGear they …”oversize their items to accommodate your necessities so products run larger than normal.” I can see how some people would not be able to get used to the large look and feel which makes the jacket perfect for a long day trip, but a little awkward for daily use.

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