I wrote a few months ago that LTD was losing his hair, just like his old man. Our doctor told us that babies will either lose their hair and be bald for a few months, they would lose their hair and the new hair would follow so quickly you couldn’t even tell, or they would never lose their birth hair. At the time, I truly thought he was going Telly Savalas and have great shame about not being able to get a date. Well, it seems he was scared straight because the nightmare scenario never came true and after the initial thinning his hair not only never fell out, but continues to grow like crazy. By crazy I mean that it is all over the place, some strands are so long that the ends are getting wavy. Some strands have bunched up to make a group of super hair in the front. However, the real gestalt is that from certain angles the little guy looks like he has a faux hawk. It would seem that LTD at the ripe old age of six months has deceived to become a hipster. And the son becomes the father.