I always knew it was going to happen, I just thought I had more time. The other day I crushed my pinky toe on one of LTD’s baby swings. Everyone knows that kids leave their toys lying around and adults trip on them. There hasn’t been a family sitcom produced where that didn’t happen to someone over a skateboard or Big Wheel. The thing that no one tells you is that it isn’t just toddlers and kids that leave their stuff everywhere; babies do it too. However, I would imagine that most people would agree that they don’t do it on purpose.
The worst part of crushing your toes on baby toys and swings is that you keep doing it, sometimes twice in one day. Between the swings, pack n play, jumpers, toys and the dog it’s like walking around in a minefield. I truly don’t know how much longer my toes can last against such strong opposition. Plus, he’s only four and half months what happens when we add toy trucks and marbles to the mix, I’ll be lucky to live through it.